Your liver is officially on notice: St. Patrick’s Day is less than 48 hours away. Hopefully you’ve already started the “training” process/extra excuse on St. Practice Day, Green Beer Day or Fake Paddy’s Day. If not, just remember that Saturday is a marathon, not a race…a very drunken, green, blurry marathon. May your beers be green, car bombs be of the glass form only & your texts sent to us. Here’s some inspiration:
(952): So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
(914): i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
(859): Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won’t get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
(304): Turning 21 on Saint Patty’s day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
(203): i’m at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i’m screaming the words.
(1-203): it’s 1 pm.
(612): three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled “happy st. patrick’s day!”, downed jagerbombs, and left.
(614): True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick’s day spirit.
(508): dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Favorite memories of St. Patrick’s Day past? Tell us in the comments.