It’s that time of the year again – gouging out your eyeballs until 3 am, cracked out on Adderall while staring at all the material you can’t possibly cram into your brain in a two hour period (or two weeks if you’re lucky).
How did it get so bad? How did you procrastinate so much? You think these thoughts often enough that you only delay studying even longer. Pretty soon you’ve been at the library for hours and the only thing you’ve gotten accomplished is a new profile picture.
So go ahead, have marathon library days of 20mg XRs and double shot Ventis. After 2 hours of listening to the same 3 songs on repeat and refreshing Twitter, you’ll realize you’re better off going to the bar at 7p to celebrate a friend’s graduation instead. You’re screwed either way, so you might as well go out getting screwed.
(612): Well, it’s 24 hours till finals. I need high A’s on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
(213): just used Clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. Hello finals week.
(443): I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
(972): I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he’s gonna hook me up.
(847): Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
(541): The girl is drinking wine and wathing grey’s anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors
(615): If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
(309): I just want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons
(309): so finals studying is going well?
Have a finals survival story? “Stress relieving” strategies? Put it in the comments.